@9mthsnafter,
You can use labelFormatter to hide axis-labels. You can use tickLength and lineThickness to hide tick and axis-lines respectively. Below is the code-snippet.
axisX:{
    gridThickness: 0,
    tickLength: 0,
    lineThickness: 0,
    labelFormatter: function(){
      return " ";
    }
  },
  axisY:{
    gridThickness: 0,
    tickLength: 0,
    lineThickness: 0,
    labelFormatter: function(){
      return " ";
    }
  },
Please take a look at this JSFiddle for complete code.

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Vishwas R
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